- The essential stories behind the tunes -
(in among all the non-essential nonsense)

Be Incomprehensible!

Here's an action video I made of the song for a competition:

No-one got more than 3 words right, but they did come up with some good responses such as... 

"Something, something, burning cauldron of cheese."
Allie


"Kind of bald...
Head like...
The kind of thing you'd...
Am I a...?

Alright Keith, this truly is your most incomprehensible lyrical recording to date. bravo."

Jesse


"Hi Keith. Despite my very best efforts and stoic determination I only got 20 seconds into this endeavour before I started to have adverse reactions and my clinician recommended I take a break."

Laura 


And there's more where that came from... 

Click HERE to read some of the other glorious responses!

(and you can find out what the actual lyrics of the song are a bit further down this page)

So, what's it all about anyway..?

Ever since I started performing and releasing music, a common criticism has been that my lyrics are largely indecipherable.

Knowing how duff my lyrics can be and how bad my voice sounds un-fuzzed, I'd say that's a good thing, so I thought I'd design a T-shirt and write a song in praise of being incomprehensible.

If you're interested, you can read some brief musings about various aspects of the song by clicking on the titles below...

Musical Failings!

Squid Impression!

The Little
Bassoon Bits!

Les Dawson Tribute!

The Song Words!

And Finally...

I came across my original demo recording of the song while putting this page together so thought I'd stick it on the end here for good measure:

And that's it!

Thanks for reading, listening, and getting the T-shirt

- THE END -