
Get my latest CD for
Free!
Just cover the postage and it's all yours
I will send you...
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A 6 track EP not available on streaming!
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A CD in a home-made sleeve, all made by my fair hands!
(watch me make one below)
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An instant digital download of the EP!
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A Free Pumpkin sticker!

And...
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Instant VIP access to additional exclusive videos, demos and stories behind my most significant songs!
And if you're not happy with any of it, I will give you your money back
So (once again)
Still not sure...?
Here's what's being said about the EP
"Easily the best written and best produced release of yours. God, just so amazing and good. Wow Wow Wow"
- Jesse
"Super fun. Some parts made me laugh out loud, they were so joyous and silly-in-a-good-way."
- Sofi0a
"Fully brilliant. Love it."
- Louise
"This is ****ing amazing. Wow. Pure wow."
- William
"So so brilliant. Salutes kudos hearty backslappery. Thanks!"
- Andrew
And finally, some brief words
About Me
If you don't know me, I'm Keith and I used to front a shambolic cod garage-rock group called Les Cactus & The Rumpy Pumpkins before experimenting with my current one-man band set up playing fuzz banjo while hitting keys of a sampler via a metal arm with a cork on the end of it.


If you don't know me, I'm Keith and I used to front a shambolic cod garage-rock group called Les Cactus & The Rumpy Pumpkins before experimenting with my current one-man band set up playing fuzz banjo while hitting keys of a sampler via a metal arm with a cork on the end of it.


Although it's all a very DIY affair, my self-released, no-budget home-recordings have astonishingly received national airplay on BBC6Music by:
Tom Ravenscroft! Jarvis Cocker!
Stuart Maconie! Gideon Coe!
(as well as being played on some other radio stations no-one's ever heard of)


(as well as being played on some other radio stations no-one's ever heard of)
So, for the last time...
Cheers!
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"Everything he releases in my mind is brilliant and it’s just one guy and he does everything himself on stage. It really is a sight to behold and…er…I can’t really explain it. It’s brilliant."
Ollie from Acid Box Live Music Promoters
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